[yakc130]

What was that poem I recently saw that said something about taxing everything including the dirt that buries you when you're dead?

 

[grahamw57]

Well SOMEBODY has to support the idle, the criminal, the homeless, and the junkies.
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[Tiz]

Paying taxes can be such a drag,
It's like handing over your hard-earned swag.
But what if I told you, my dear chums,
That taxes can be fun for everyone!

Okay, okay, I know that's not true,
But let me spin you a rhyme or two.
Paying taxes can make you feel blue,
But don't worry, there's a silver lining for you.

You might think you're paying too much,
But don't let that thought be a crutch.
Instead, just imagine a world without taxes,
Where there'd be no roads, schools or bridges.

So pay up and do it with a grin,
Knowing you're contributing to society and not committing a sin.
And if you're still feeling down in the dumps,
Just remember, there's always free tax advice from your friendly neighbourhood tax chumps!

So don't fret about the money you lose,
Just think about the good it can do.
And who knows, if you're lucky enough,
You might just get a refund (Nah,that's a buff!)