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Reminds me of the nun who was raped by a gorilla but due to her vows of silence was not permitted to speak. Finally, on her death bed, she was given permission to speak. Her closest friend, another nun, said to her, 'What was it like? Did it hurt?' The nun relied, 'Hurt? Yes it hurt. He never called, he never wrote....'
The gorilla swears he did write, but claims the postman was dsylexic and all his letters went to a civil servant in Liverpool:ranger:
 
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