[gus-lopez]

Lifted from elsewhere !

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.'

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.'

Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.'

'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.

'It's probably best', said the Priest, 'You've done **** all but moan since you've been here.'

 

[thrax]

Reminds me of the nun who was raped by a gorilla but due to her vows of silence was not permitted to speak. Finally, on her death bed, she was given permission to speak. Her closest friend, another nun, said to her, 'What was it like? Did it hurt?' The nun relied, 'Hurt? Yes it hurt. He never called, he never wrote....'

 

[charlee]

reminds me of the nun who was raped by a gorilla but due to her vows of silence was not permitted to speak. Finally, on her death bed, she was given permission to speak. Her closest friend, another nun, said to her, 'what was it like? Did it hurt?' the nun relied, 'hurt? Yes it hurt. He never called, he never wrote....'

 

[dunmovin]

Reminds me of the nun who was raped by a gorilla but due to her vows of silence was not permitted to speak. Finally, on her death bed, she was given permission to speak. Her closest friend, another nun, said to her, 'What was it like? Did it hurt?' The nun relied, 'Hurt? Yes it hurt. He never called, he never wrote....'

The gorilla swears he did write, but claims the postman was dsylexic and all his letters went to a civil servant in Liverpool:ranger: