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Well according to that font of all knowledge The Sun ...

Just over a third said they indulged in solo sex between two and seven times a week in their twenties, compared with just under a quarter of the control group. The same pattern continued in the thirties.

But in middle-age the trend reverses, with men who masturbate the most having a lowest incidence of tumours.
Now I've not had prostate cancer but I have some ****** huge callouses on my palm, tennis elbow and RSI in my wrist.

So what does that tell you?

That I need to change hands occasionally??
 

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I think what Andy is saying is that he has some *******!! LMAO

Anyone got a wheel barrow he can borrow???
 

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Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

Poor sod didn't come anywhere.

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop ****ing.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I don't usually buy FHM magazine, but I saw an advert for this month's edition that said they had shots from a topless photoshoot with pasanada.

So I thought; what the hell, I'll treat myself and splash out on a copy.

That's me barred from WH Smiths for the foreseeable future...

and this just sums ****ing up
My wife has just walked out on me.
If it was me who had come home and caught her on the sofa, ****ing over porno mags, it would have made our relationship stronger.
I don't ****ing understand women.
 
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