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No ugly munters allowed.

Males only, got to like hanging out in dens of ill repute (Jockeys is a favourite), talking about ex wives (all women are hookers, now let's talk about the price) and enjoy footy on a weekend.

PM me and I'll give you the link.

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Even though I am not a fan of jockeys, that great discussion and the appeal of sports is a draw to your group.... Darn that I am a female.
 
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Toon said:
No ugly munters allowed.

Males only, got to like hanging out in dens of ill repute (Jockeys is a favourite), talking about ex wives (all women are hookers, now let's talk about the price) and enjoy footy on a weekend.

PM me and I'll give you the link.

:rolleyes:
What about beautiful women who could easily earn a killing in jockeys but chose not to as we have class, are actually ex wives and love football?? Can we join?
 

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Is Jockeys the one that caters exclusively for African ladies? If so, we once stumbled in there by accident, I've never downed a drink so quickly in my life. My bum had bruises from being ******d so much.
 

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Is Jockeys the one that caters exclusively for African ladies? If so, we once stumbled in there by accident, I've never downed a drink so quickly in my life. My bum had bruises from being ******d so much.
... probably because there were no undergarments on ..
 

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It probably entices him!

@Toon: I'm tempted to create a fake FB profile just so that I can be a part of your group. I don't mind talking about ex wives and am sure I'll be relatively safe in Jockey's thanks to my natural tan :D.
 

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What about beautiful women who could easily earn a killing in jockeys but chose not to as we have class, are actually ex wives and love football?? Can we join?
Hmm, now there's a conundrum... PM me a pic of you in Agent Provocateur and Louboutins and I'll consider it...
 

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Without women to talk to and add sense to conversations, plus being people to flirt with - I think conversation might run dry !!! LOL having said that I think a 'place for boys' is a great idea!!
 

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There'll be lots who'll create a fake FB profile out of enticement
 

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Toon said:
Hmm, now there's a conundrum... PM me a pic of you in Agent Provocateur and Louboutins and I'll consider it...
My God a Geordie who doesn't think all women look hot in a Black and White Striped replica kit holding a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale ;-)
Sorry mate couldn't resist
 

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Question for you Would you turn down Ar Cheryl if she wanted to come to Jockey's? :)

On a separate note Toon......thanks for a slow moving tub of lard in the shape of Andy Carroll..........the best £35 Million Mike Ashley ever made....:clap2:
 

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Question for you Would you turn down Ar Cheryl if she wanted to come to Jockey's? :)

On a separate note Toon......thanks for a slow moving tub of lard in the shape of Andy Carroll..........the best £35 Million Mike Ashley ever made....:clap2:
Cheryl's thick, nice eye candy, but thick - bit like most of the (ahem) ladies in Jockeys in fact.

Well you guys can't complain, you got 50 mill for a slower moving tub of lard! (Who missed a sitter last night).
 

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The fog on the Tyne is all Mine all Mine I hope they play that classy tune in the Jockey. Owai lad Cheryl ain't thick she's the darlin of the nation.

Think we'll give you Carroll back in exchange for Ba and Cisse oh and we'll throw in that lovely Mackem Downing if you like ;-)
 

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Think we'll give you Carroll back in exchange for Ba and Cisse oh and we'll throw in that lovely Mackem Downing if you like ;-)
Forget it springs to mind !
 

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Only ever had the pleasure of going there once, but if I remember right, lots of filapinos and there was a few russian ladies in the place. The pimp lady was VERY interested in me and why I was there.... I think I had to tell that lady ten times I wasnt a prostitute and no way was taking her 'business' nor did I want to become 'friends' with her.

My lovely chaperone that night... thought it was very amusing to take me there. ;)
 
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Only ever had the pleasure of going there once, but if I remember right, lots of filapinos and there was a few russian ladies in the place. The pimp lady was VERY interested in me and why I was there.... I think I had to tell that lady ten times I wasnt a prostitute and no way was taking her 'business' nor did I want to become 'friends' with her.

My lovely chaperone that night... thought it was very amusing to take me there. ;)
Yes I suppose the phrase "Are you working" could well be misunderstood in such a salubrious place....
 

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We should have an expatforum night out at Jockey's....pretty sure that it will be quite entertaining. :D

I had to google "salubrious" as I thought it had something to do with saliva :eek: Thank you Toon for my "big word of the day" word :p
 

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Happy to help pamela0810, however only Caucasian males are allowed - didn't you read the thread?
 
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