Expat Forum For People Moving Overseas And Living Abroad banner

Status
Not open for further replies.
1 - 10 of 10 Posts

·
Banned
Joined
·
6,690 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
(and other true stories)

Every single packet of crisps (Chips for you non-English speakers) has to have a sell by date stamped on it, and that date MUST (UK Law) be a Saturday.

So remember, make sure you eat your Walkers before a Saturday!
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
598 Posts
Cows milk has small amounts of puss and blood in it.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,111 Posts
A blue whales tongue weighs more then an elephant, and its heart is as big as a car.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
72 Posts
Statistically... 10 out of 8 students do not get a good maths education.
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
6,690 Posts
Discussion Starter · #8 ·
If you put a blunt razor blade in a scale model of the great pyramid of giza, the next morning it'll be razor sharp!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
868 Posts
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!



.
 
1 - 10 of 10 Posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top