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" I must cut your Balls off asap" he said!


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A Urologist here in Sri Rasha, Thailand said that, after looking at the results of the MRI and other tests, for Cancer of my Prostate, before him.

I was not a happy Bunny, I tell you folks. I've grown quite fond of my testicles.....

"Let me think about it" I said, and staggered out in a daze

I took the results of my tests to another Urologist, in The Queens Hospital in Sattahip.

He looked at the MRI etc and asked me what I wanted to know.

"Weeeell. Do I have Prostate Cancer?" I asked.

"Without a Biopsy, who can say?" he replied nonchalantly.

So, next day, he performed one.

The results were negative. 'But that doesn't mean to say you DON'T have Cancer. I may have missed it" I was told.

Incidentally, all this, was the result of my having had a PSA reading. It was far too high. Ones PSA is supposed to be around 4 mine was 27!

That was about a year ago. Today, after lots of Cancer Tests I am told that I
definitely DO NOT HAVE PROSTATE CANCER AFTER ALL!

Why am I telling you this story?

Because I want everyone of you to make absolutely sure that you REALLY DO need an operation for....whatever, BEfORE you let them cut you up!

Surgeons can't wait to get you onto their operating table, because THAT is when they get paid shed loads of money!

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A Urologist here in Sri Rasha, Thailand said that, after looking at the results of the MRI and other tests, for Cancer of my Prostate, before him.

I was not a happy Bunny, I tell you folks. I've grown quite fond of my testicles.....

"Let me think about it" I said, and staggered out in a daze

I took the results of my tests to another Urologist, in The Queens Hospital in Sattahip.

He looked at the MRI etc and asked me what I wanted to know.

"Weeeell. Do I have Prostate Cancer?" I asked.

"Without a Biopsy, who can say?" he replied nonchalantly.

So, next day, he performed one.

The results were negative. 'But that doesn't mean to say you DON'T have Cancer. I may have missed it" I was told.

Incidentally, all this, was the result of my having had a PSA reading. It was far too high. Ones PSA is supposed to be around 4 mine was 27!

That was about a year ago. Today, after lots of Cancer Tests I am told that I
definitely DO NOT HAVE PROSTATE CANCER AFTER ALL!

Why am I telling you this story?

Because I want everyone of you to make absolutely sure that you REALLY DO need an operation for....whatever, BEfORE you let them cut you up!

Surgeons can't wait to get you onto their operating table, because THAT is when they get paid shed loads of money!

Silk,

I think I can safely say, without exception, we're very glad you get to keep your balls! I'm rather attached to mine as well.

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^ Glad to hear it S2.

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^ Glad to hear it S2.

Silk,

Speaking for my twins, they like hanging around - and I rather treasure their companionship.

I do know exactly where you're coming from with surgeons - their motto is "Cut now and answer questions later". :/

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Silk,

Speaking for my twins, they like hanging around - and I rather treasure their companionship.

I do know exactly where you're coming from with surgeons - their motto is "Cut now and answer questions later". :/
Yep! If I had taken that first Surgeons advice I would now be Ball-less short of 25000bht for the op. 30000bht every three months for an injection, and I would be on a pill a day costing 250bht! FOR LIFE!!!

AND I didn't need it! I ain't got the Big C........

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Cut 'em off, I say! They are useless anyways, they just hang there, creating a weak spot for angry girlfriends to kick. Or a nice place for happy girlfriends to lick.. hmm.. mebbe it's better to keep 'em anyways..

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