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Old 20th January 2018, 06:04 AM
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Google "Tim Vine jokes" - the master of one-liners and a world record holder I recall.

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Google "Tim Vine jokes" - the master of one-liners and a world record holder I recall.
"world record holder" for .... ? Sounds like a Dubai kind of world record.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Vine

Nope - not a Dubai record. A recognized one and a guy in 2014 allegedly beat it but had the record stripped.


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