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I am the opposite and LOVE big cities and have lived in them or nearby suburbs all my life of 66 years. I strongly dislike small towns and villages.

I can imagine this scenario. I am up in front of a French Judge for the dreadful offence of asking for my steak Well Done (Bien Cuit) in a Restaurant. He sentences me to 3 months living in a very remote French Village out in the boondocks with no public transport, WiFi or Internet and where nobody there speaks any level of English and my cat is put into a Cattery until my sentence is over. STEVE HELL!
Indeed. Imagine the local restaurant:

- Oui Monsieur ?

- I DON'T WANT (sorry EH) any bloody steak.

- Ah Monsieur speaks English. And no bloody chips either?

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This site gets weirder by the day...

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I am the opposite and LOVE big cities and have lived in them or nearby suburbs all my life of 66 years. I strongly dislike small towns and villages.

I can imagine this scenario. I am up in front of a French Judge for the dreadful offence of asking for my steak Well Done (Bien Cuit) in a Restaurant. He sentences me to 3 months living in a very remote French Village out in the boondocks with no public transport, WiFi or Internet and where nobody there speaks any level of English and my cat is put into a Cattery until my sentence is over. STEVE HELL!
1) Pop. 400. Internet 'loud & proud'.

2) Great. No Brits in sight (or sound).

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If the judge thought you were a really naughty boy and had asked for ketchup to he would send you to the village with those nice men Boris and Trump as neighbours.

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I am the opposite and LOVE big cities and have lived in them or nearby suburbs all my life of 66 years. I strongly dislike small towns and villages.

I can imagine this scenario. I am up in front of a French Judge for the dreadful offence of asking for my steak Well Done (Bien Cuit) in a Restaurant. He sentences me to 3 months living in a very remote French Village out in the boondocks with no public transport, WiFi or Internet and where nobody there speaks any level of English and my cat is put into a Cattery until my sentence is over. STEVE HELL!

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Language Conky, language.

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Sobering up might help.

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Just had to laugh, Smeg, even though it's not very friendly!

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If the judge thought you were a really naughty boy and had asked for ketchup to he would send you to the village with those nice men Boris and Trump as neighbours.

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What's wrong with Ketchup? I would far rather that than HP Diarrhoea oops, I mean HP Brown Sauce and similar types such as Daddies or Chop. However even I prefer other condiments than either on a nice piece of well done steak.

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If the judge thought you were a really naughty boy and had asked for ketchup to he would send you to the village with those nice men Boris and Trump as neighbours.

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What's wrong with Ketchup? I would far rather that than HP Diarrhoea oops, I mean HP Brown Sauce and similar types such as Daddies or Chop. However even I prefer other condiments than either on a nice piece of well done steak.

Because, as a steakhouse near me has written on the wall, ordering ketchup with your steak should also affect your credit score!
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