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So we won The Ashes....


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Old 24th August 2009, 09:40 AM
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Sorry but.....

Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A:A waiter.

Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites.

Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.

Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.

Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A:The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A:The entire Australian innings.

Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A:Because they can't spell beer.


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Ha ha...Fair play. But I still hate you!!

Losing to England...oh it hurts!!

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Although I have remained impartial (being a Brit about to become an Australian) I did think that was funny and have sent it to some of my Aussie friends

So thanks for that!

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