Something for the weekend?

[XTreme]

It's business as usual for me......ripping off more gormless Brits, tormenting a few Dago peasants, administering the odd beating to the wife, plus a few impromptu sessions of abusing the saddos like Stravinsky and Steve Hall.

No doubt there'll be some light relief from the humdrum routine by reading the fictitious exploits of the various people who are pretending to be somebody else. What is even more surreal is the people who gullibly believe it all.....generally the ladies!

On the subject of the ladies, I will have to supervise XTreme's chicas to make sure they're delivering the quality of service expected on an elite forum such as this. I've given them instructions to tidy themselves up a bit too!

Well that's my weekend.....what you lot got planned? No shopping stories please!

[jojo]

have you ever thought of going into politics Xtreme???

Jo xxx

[XTreme]

Originally Posted by jojo

have you ever thought of going into politics Xtreme???

Jo xxx

Not really Jo.....however I did once consider being one of those cult leaders.

But when I found out it involved cutting off your nuts while awaiting the Mother Ship it kind of lost it's appeal.

[Suenneil]

Originally Posted by XTreme

It's business as usual for me......ripping off more gormless Brits, tormenting a few Dago peasants, administering the odd beating to the wife, plus a few impromptu sessions of abusing the saddos like Stravinsky and Steve Hall.

No doubt there'll be some light relief from the humdrum routine by reading the fictitious exploits of the various people who are pretending to be somebody else. What is even more surreal is the people who gullibly believe it all.....generally the ladies!

On the subject of the ladies, I will have to supervise XTreme's chicas to make sure they're delivering the quality of service expected on an elite forum such as this. I've given them instructions to tidy themselves up a bit too!

Well that's my weekend.....what you lot got planned? No shopping stories please!

Well Im pleased to hear from you Xtreme...my weekend would have got off to a bad start had I not heard from you today .....

Anyway .... For all we know you may not be the person you are purporting to be ?!?!?!?!? maybe you are undercover !!!!

I hope Im living up to your expectations now I have my new Mod badge! Im trying to keep a mix of idiocy and sense ...... its a hard balance to achieve!

Anyway I finish at 2 today so should be back in Estepona before nightfall!

You all have a great weekend

Sue

[owdoggy]

Originally Posted by XTreme

Well that's my weekend.....what you lot got planned? No shopping stories please!

As little as humanly possible for me this weekend. Have been dashing aal ower the place this week......... sort of..........relatively.......... for me



Doggy

[jojo]

I plan to do sweet FA this weekend. altho the house needs cleaning and tidying after my visiotrs, the spare room needs cleaning and tidying, then theres the washing, ironing, food shopping. The pool needs hoovering, the lawn.... hmmm, I may get away with just strimming the edges, the middle of it is a brown/yellow colour and isnt growing lol!! Then theres the ironing and I´ll be taking the kids out at some point.........

There, a perfect xtreme chica!!!!!!!

Jo xxx

[Xose]

Originally Posted by XTreme

It's business as usual for me......ripping off more gormless Brits, tormenting a few Dago peasants, administering the odd beating to the wife, plus a few impromptu sessions of abusing the saddos like Stravinsky and Steve Hall.

No doubt there'll be some light relief from the humdrum routine by reading the fictitious exploits of the various people who are pretending to be somebody else. What is even more surreal is the people who gullibly believe it all.....generally the ladies!

On the subject of the ladies, I will have to supervise XTreme's chicas to make sure they're delivering the quality of service expected on an elite forum such as this. I've given them instructions to tidy themselves up a bit too!

Well that's my weekend.....what you lot got planned? No shopping stories please!

XTreme,
I see the issue of those who are pretending to be what they're not and their fictitious exploits quite a bit lately on the forum. I've yet to read a good story from one of the posters claiming to have won the Paris - Dakar on their Vespa. Or starting off in Spain serving at a beach bar and ending up with the Larios empire.

Are there some solid foundation examples that have left you convinced that they are who they say they are - this excludes people you've actually met in the real world obviously?

Xose

[jojo]

I´m not who I say I am on the forum, I´m better!!!!

Jo xx

[XTreme]

Originally Posted by Xose

Are there some solid foundation examples that have left you convinced that they are who they say they are....

I think the vast majority are who they say they are....but there are one or two question marks around others!

[Xose]

Originally Posted by jojo

I´m not who I say I am on the forum, I´m better!!!!

Jo xx

The Bet Lynch in this Rover's Return and no mistake