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A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

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Can't believe I have forgotten to mentio this site:

Top 10 Things Smart Companies Should Know About Intellectual Property | @ErikJHeels

and there sister site, Memebase: Rage Comics, Forever Alone, Y U No Guy, Troll Face, Foul Bachelor Frog

Very demotivational is a personal favorite. Memebase needs a little time to get into but it is well worth it!

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Can't believe I have forgotten to mentio this site:

Top 10 Things Smart Companies Should Know About Intellectual Property | @ErikJHeels

and there sister site, Memebase: Rage Comics, Forever Alone, Y U No Guy, Troll Face, Foul Bachelor Frog

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lol (about the nurse)

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