go on then........

I can see that in the future tykes club get togethers will have to be held in a huge aircraft hangar

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Tykes don't need an aircraft hanger, all we need is a big shed with a home brew kit,
Job done!

Orrrr! go on then........!!

Anyone who has connections in the Steel City of Sheffield (15 miles from Barnsley) is ORDERED to join!!

Aup,finally found site,small world again grandad from Pickering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Same as mi other half born in Cheshire lived here since 1974,infact longer than he lived in Cheshire,speaks broad Yorks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just though you Tykes might appreciate theses.. oldies but goodies...



A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us." .................................................. ...................................

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft ******!"

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A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "She were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look.

When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "She were thin".

He explodes: "'ells bells man, you've left the blood y "e" out, you've left the bloody "e" out!"

The stone mason apologises profusely and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning.

Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason: "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".

The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud:

"E, she were thin".

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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad,does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

fish oil (fish shop)
art... out

me sen.... myself

gi orr....stop it.

ah tha laking? ...are you playing?

ay ant got nowt..I haven't anything.

Hi All, Veronica has sent me over-What do I do to join you, We've (Me , hubby, 2 kids & my mum and dad) been living here now for 12 months , we live in Peyia and we have a restaurant in Chloraka- specialising in 'Proper homemade food cooked and served by yorkshire folk' Its going very well some of you may have tried us out already.
You cant beat yorkshire folk, well you can try but we'll always get back up !