PETES WORLD The Ideal Country

A Country where the language is English , not the Northern dialect but proper queens English .
A Country which has 10 months warm sunshine a year , only broken by light rains between the hours of 3am to 6am .
A Country which has a varied Terrain with a few Mountains in the North and Glorious beaches and clear seas and harbours in the South.
A Country which is run by the people for the people , with Telephone voting on ALL Major issues as Immigration , Court Sentances and suchlike .
A Country where ALL Services ie; Water , Electric, Gas , Trains , etc are State owned offering cheap but safe services .
A Country which has 1 priority that is look after its own Citizens, does not give Billions to 3rd worlds but any surplus is used and put back into its own people.
A Country which has a mix of 2 women to every man (sneaked that in )
A Country which does not allow anyone to be drunk in public places .
A Country which allows Smoking in segragated areas . ( return to the old days )
A Country which Ensures Car Road tax is solely used for just that Roads ! , any surplus is refunded on next years charge.
A Country which provides safe and no cost housing for its old aged pensioners and gives them a comfortable pension to spend on whatever .
A Country which offers No rates charges to Industry ,and offers high Tax Breaks on Export Sales.
A Country which is tough on Crime , ie; Rapists have there bits chopped off . Paedophiles are left to 50 women to do what they want to them for 3 days . etc,.
A Country that charges all Foreign vehicles huge entry fees to use the roads .
A Country which encourages inventors - entrepeunors to invest by way of Interest free loans free Workshops etc etc.
A Country whose females are not allowed to have children unless in a stable and financial position to do so .
A Country which only allows Immigrants to stay if they have the financial means to support or be supported with NO aid available until paid for 3 years into the system.
A free health service paid for by way of NI contributions , ONLY available to those with paid up NI contributions , unless a visitor is dying then and only then will they patched up and sent on there way.
A Country with a ban on ALL aggressive dogs ie; Pitbulls etc etc.
A Country with Free Television ie; no license fee
A Country which has protected food growing land and Facilities state owned to ensure cheap food produce for its own people.
A Country with a Modern Armed forces ,and Police force only used when the Country is in threat , not concerned with the rest of the worlds issues.
A Country with schooling that teaches discipline and allows caning or whatever punishment it deems fit to maintain order .
A Country which adopts National service for its young.
A Country which has NO Caravans allowed on the roads during daytime
A Country that offers 35 year term Mortgages to the young first time buyers
A Country whos road are all 3 lanes , 1 lane for the Slow driver , 1 for the Family outing , 1 for proper high speed driving only ( No old codgers , or inexperienced drivers ,allowed in this lane ever, regardless )
A Country which offers daily waste collections and recycling is voluntary with bins provided at each street corner , to ensure that it is no inconvenience to sling that bottle in the correct place.
A Country which only allows Dogs for the blind and for Guard Security use only , all other dogs must not bark or yap and be kept indoors all the time.
A Country which does NOT enter any European Song Contests
A Country which only allows male and female relationships
A Country where its illegal for women to drive big cars like 4x4 , they are restricted to small ones only.


I will add a few more as i think of them , but i am sure you will agree it would be a lovely place to live

Be interesting if others have ideas for there own ideal country..

Hi Pete, couple of wee niggles in your (perfect world) !
I love the paedophiles bit......no man would stand a chance of surviving such an attack......but I reckon 10 women would be enough !
And "proper queens english"......what about us Scots, who are the real royalty !

And finally 2 women to every man !!! ........don't think there are many men out there who could cope with that for very long......eh girls ? Now the other way about would be far more practical !
Nance

Well we could maybe let a few Scots in so long as they promise to behave .

2 women to every man is not just for what your implying But one for doing the housework and one for looking after the husbands every whim

And in any event in my dreams i have had 3 easy peasy and it is "Petes World" so i make the rules

Pete, could you seriously afford to keep 2 women happy......shoes, clothes, jewellery, nights out ! could be very costly ! And as Wils has just put in "twice the grief "...LOl !
And as for the Scots.....well I can behave !
Nance

good constitution......stick to it.

Don't back track on that northern thing, them scots have got a lot to answer for. Behind that mask of jovial drunken behaviour lies a nation who would have the English pants down as fast as saying Dick Van Dyke!

And as for 2 women being expensive.... I now have a 30 strong harem who make their own clothes and jewelery out of leaves and shells washed up on our beach. And as for nights out.... there quite content with night's in!

Mabey one could take a leaf out of there book....pardon the pun

Now Ricardo.....where do i start ?
Firstly, I've never had the desire to get an englishmans pants down.......not worth the bother in most cases, I am led to believe !
Also it's the English that have a lot to answer for, they have pretty much raped Scotland of all it's resources !
And for a man who has a 30 strong harem.......well ? why are you always at the wind up on here........i would have thought you would have plenty to keep you occupied ?
But keep the bull**** coming....I am game for a laugh !
And hows about a pic, lets see this "mighty man".......like i said I'm game for a laugh !!!
Nance

and you are on an expat site because????

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