A thread for all us newbies!

[Sarkyparky]

Originally Posted by HunkyMonkeyMitzyBoy

I hope you don't mind me asking, not even sure that it's allowed, but are you single?
Is there anywhere on here that we can put our likes and dislikes, you know, like animals and "things"? Sorry if that is a little forward of me.

Are you one of them pervs?

[STD MATTY]

Originally Posted by Hurricane

You look damn sexy in that picture my friend, funny though, I was convinced you were a woman................


Of maybe the Indian or construction worker suited you better.

I was a woman - does it still show in my posts?

[Sarkyparky]

Originally Posted by STD MATTY

I was a woman - does it still show in my posts?

OMG...........Now that is just soooooooo bloody funny!

[Hurricane]

Originally Posted by STD MATTY

I was a woman - does it still show in my posts?

Only a little.....

[STD MATTY]

Originally Posted by HunkyMonkeyMitzyBoy

I hope you don't mind me asking, not even sure that it's allowed, but are you single?
Is there anywhere on here that we can put our likes and dislikes, you know, like animals and "things"? Sorry if that is a little forward of me.

You look familiar?

'snot forward but you're too old.

[HunkyMonkeyMitzyBoy]

Originally Posted by Sarkyparky

Are you one of them pervs?

I can be anything you want me to be, but I will say that I have already been warned about you, please don't take that personally, each to their own and everything!

[HunkyMonkeyMitzyBoy]

Originally Posted by STD MATTY

You look familiar?

'snot forward but you're too old.

I may be too old, but I can still reach.xx
Besides, the pony tail helps like you would not believe, plenty of grip etc!

[Hurricane]

Originally Posted by HunkyMonkeyMitzyBoy

I may be too old, but I can still reach.xx

don't go throwing the word reach around with Matty, he gets all excited

[northern slapper]

Hi there
I too am a newbie
Im from the north of England - im single and looking for some fun in the sun - could you tell me where abouts in Spain im best off going to - i hope that doesnt sound to forward but lately im really horny
Loads of love
Northern Slapper xxxxx

[northern slapper]

You all sound like my kind of people - perhaps we could get together sometime and have some fun xxxxx