Petes World ( the ideal place to live )

[STD MATTY]

Originally Posted by Big Pete

erm would you believe Petes World , it is my World and you wouldnt be allowed anywheres near it as you fail miserably in every criteria .

If it was your World Pete, I would be failing happily.

[Big Pete]

Originally Posted by Big Pete

PETES WORLD The Ideal Country

A Country where the language is English , not the Northern dialect but proper queens English .
A Country which has 10 months warm sunshine a year , only broken by light rains between the hours of 3am to 6am .
A Country which has a varied Terrain with a few Mountains in the North and Glorious beaches and clear seas and harbours in the South.
A Country which is run by the people for the people , with Telephone voting on ALL Major issues as Immigration , Court Sentances and suchlike .
A Country where ALL Services ie; Water , Electric, Gas , Trains , etc are State owned offering cheap but safe services .
A Country which has 1 priority that is look after its own Citizens, does not give Billions to 3rd worlds but any surplus is used and put back into its own people.
A Country which has a mix of 2 women to every man (sneaked that in )
A Country which does not allow anyone to be drunk in public places .
A Country which allows Smoking in segragated areas . ( return to the old days )
A Country which Ensures Car Road tax is solely used for just that Roads ! , any surplus is refunded on next years charge.
A Country which provides safe and no cost housing for its old aged pensioners and gives them a comfortable pension to spend on whatever .
A Country which offers No rates charges to Industry ,and offers high Tax Breaks on Export Sales.
A Country which is tough on Crime , ie; Rapists have there bits chopped off . Paedophiles are left to 50 women to do what they want to them for 3 days . etc,.
A Country that charges all Foreign vehicles huge entry fees to use the roads .
A Country which encourages inventors - entrepeunors to invest by way of Interest free loans free Workshops etc etc.
A Country whose females are not allowed to have children unless in a stable and financial position to do so .
A Country which only allows Immigrants to stay if they have the financial means to support or be supported with NO aid available until paid for 3 years into the system.
A free health service paid for by way of NI contributions , ONLY available to those with paid up NI contributions , unless a visitor is dying then and only then will they patched up and sent on there way.
A Country with a ban on ALL aggressive dogs ie; Pitbulls etc etc.
A Country with Free Television ie; no license fee
A Country which has protected food growing land and Facilities state owned to ensure cheap food produce for its own people.
A Country with a Modern Armed forces ,and Police force only used when the Country is in threat , not concerned with the rest of the worlds issues.
A Country with schooling that teaches discipline and allows caning or whatever punishment it deems fit to maintain order .
A Country which adopts National service for its young.
A Country which has NO Caravans allowed on the roads during daytime
A Country that offers 35 year term Mortgages to the young first time buyers
A Country whos road are all 3 lanes , 1 lane for the Slow driver , 1 for the Family outing , 1 for proper high speed driving only ( No old codgers , or inexperienced drivers ,allowed in this lane ever, regardless )
A Country which offers daily waste collections and recycling is voluntary with bins provided at each street corner , to ensure that it is no inconvenience to sling that bottle in the correct place.
A Country which only allows Dogs for the blind and for Guard Security use only , all other dogs must not bark or yap and be kept indoors all the time.
A Country which does NOT enter any European Song Contests
A Country which only allows male and female relationships

I will add a few more as i think of them , but i am sure you will agree it would be a lovely place to live

Be interesting if others have ideas for there own ideal country..

additions ; Only healthy normal male and female relationships allowed

[Stravinsky]

Im sorry to those of you innocents that got caught up in this and had posts deleted first of all.

I'm sorry I'm not going to allow personal attacks of any kind on here so please dont carry on. It just drags the forum down and is uneccessary. Any reoccurrance from anyone will probably result in people leaving us permanently - thanks for your cooperation

[Stravinsky]

OK I've removed everything now as I apparantly missed a comment, so as a request of Big Pete I've removed everyones posts.

[Big Pete]

Originally Posted by Stravinsky

OK I've removed everything now as I apparantly missed a comment, so as a request of Big Pete I've removed everyones posts.

thanks and lets keep Big Petes threads abuse free in future

Give them the space they deserve

[Big Pete]

Originally Posted by Big Pete

PETES WORLD The Ideal Country

A Country where the language is English , not the Northern dialect but proper queens English .
A Country which has 10 months warm sunshine a year , only broken by light rains between the hours of 3am to 6am .
A Country which has a varied Terrain with a few Mountains in the North and Glorious beaches and clear seas and harbours in the South.
A Country which is run by the people for the people , with Telephone voting on ALL Major issues as Immigration , Court Sentances and suchlike .
A Country where ALL Services ie; Water , Electric, Gas , Trains , etc are State owned offering cheap but safe services .
A Country which has 1 priority that is look after its own Citizens, does not give Billions to 3rd worlds but any surplus is used and put back into its own people.
A Country which has a mix of 2 women to every man (sneaked that in )
A Country which does not allow anyone to be drunk in public places .
A Country which allows Smoking in segragated areas . ( return to the old days )
A Country which Ensures Car Road tax is solely used for just that Roads ! , any surplus is refunded on next years charge.
A Country which provides safe and no cost housing for its old aged pensioners and gives them a comfortable pension to spend on whatever .
A Country which offers No rates charges to Industry ,and offers high Tax Breaks on Export Sales.
A Country which is tough on Crime , ie; Rapists have there bits chopped off . Paedophiles are left to 50 women to do what they want to them for 3 days . etc,.
A Country that charges all Foreign vehicles huge entry fees to use the roads .
A Country which encourages inventors - entrepeunors to invest by way of Interest free loans free Workshops etc etc.
A Country whose females are not allowed to have children unless in a stable and financial position to do so .
A Country which only allows Immigrants to stay if they have the financial means to support or be supported with NO aid available until paid for 3 years into the system.
A free health service paid for by way of NI contributions , ONLY available to those with paid up NI contributions , unless a visitor is dying then and only then will they patched up and sent on there way.
A Country with a ban on ALL aggressive dogs ie; Pitbulls etc etc.
A Country with Free Television ie; no license fee
A Country which has protected food growing land and Facilities state owned to ensure cheap food produce for its own people.
A Country with a Modern Armed forces ,and Police force only used when the Country is in threat , not concerned with the rest of the worlds issues.
A Country with schooling that teaches discipline and allows caning or whatever punishment it deems fit to maintain order .
A Country which adopts National service for its young.
A Country which has NO Caravans allowed on the roads during daytime
A Country that offers 35 year term Mortgages to the young first time buyers
A Country whos road are all 3 lanes , 1 lane for the Slow driver , 1 for the Family outing , 1 for proper high speed driving only ( No old codgers , or inexperienced drivers ,allowed in this lane ever, regardless )
A Country which offers daily waste collections and recycling is voluntary with bins provided at each street corner , to ensure that it is no inconvenience to sling that bottle in the correct place.
A Country which only allows Dogs for the blind and for Guard Security use only , all other dogs must not bark or yap and be kept indoors all the time.
A Country which does NOT enter any European Song Contests
A Country which only allows male and female relationships
A Country where its illegal for women to drive big cars like 4x4 , they are restricted to small ones only.


I will add a few more as i think of them , but i am sure you will agree it would be a lovely place to live

Be interesting if others have ideas for there own ideal country..

additions to the land of paradise

[El Capitan]

Originally Posted by Stravinsky

OK I've removed everything now as I apparantly missed a comment, so as a request of Big Pete I've removed everyones posts.

Could someone please explain how if all posts were removed, this (interesting in parts) thread has 10 pages? I went on search for the perfect world over the past couple of weeks and am hence a tad jet lagged today. I am sure the answer will be clear tomorrow.

p.s. liked the bit about cruising one's boat around the harbour but aint we allowed out to sea too ?

[Big Pete]

Originally Posted by El Capitan

Could someone please explain how if all posts were removed, this (interesting in parts) thread has 10 pages? I went on search for the perfect world over the past couple of weeks and am hence a tad jet lagged today. I am sure the answer will be clear tomorrow.

p.s. liked the bit about cruising one's boat around the harbour but aint we allowed out to sea too ?

my posts need 10 pages

and yes you can go out to sea as long as its not to far i like my citizens safe

[Stravinsky]

Originally Posted by El Capitan

Could someone please explain how if all posts were removed, this (interesting in parts) thread has 10 pages? ?

Its a big subject, Big Petes world

[El Capitan]

Originally Posted by Big Pete

and yes you can go out to sea as long as its not to far i like my citizens safe

But safe tends to get boring after a while!

Need a bit of adrenaline rush from time to time such as pulling a wheelie at 100 mph to lose the idiot ferrari and porsche drivers who think they have got a fast machine.