Things your Mum used to say.......

[King Silk]

Originally Posted by greeny

Don't come running to me if you break your legs

Nice one Greeny

[Lee1971]

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow doesn't look good either

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

People have the right to be stupid, but why do you have to abuse that privilege

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

I'm outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs

Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a son like you...why should only I have to suffer!

[mayotom]

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

[ROKZY]

I don't fart, thats why I have a dog.

[mamasue]

If you don't drink your milk..... you'll never grow bosoms!!

she was right..... I'm in my 50's and still waiting!!!

[shazza151]

If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, then don't come running to me!!!

Shazza 151

[dgjamison]

your big and ugly enough to know better

when someone was two faced, the old saying was " they hang the fiddle behind the door"

[Pesky Wesky]

This was posted some weeks ago on the Spain forum and is just wonderful!!
Enjoy watching.
YouTube - Mom's Nagging Song

[jojo]

My mum used to come out with clichés all the time
If you dont like my gate dont swing on it,
concequences for actions´
you made your bed, you lay in it
If you dont buy a ticket, you cant win the prize
Fair is short for fairytale and life isnt a fairytale
If you dont stand on your own two feet you'll fall over
If you dont like it, then do it yourself
Dont bite the hand that feeds you.............. oh and so many more! My childhood (and adulthood!!) was ruled by her "words of wisdom" bless her!!

Jo xx

[Cleo Shahateet]

"Because I said so!!"