Multi-Tasking

[Andy Capp]

Andy is wondering, if women are so good at multi-tasking, why cant they have a headache and sex at the same time!!

(From my facebook profile....)

[bigdave]

Never had that exscuse used on me. so i can not help you.

[bigdave]

hey andy, why have you been divorced 2 times?

[bigdave]

omg run its a spider..
thread backfire runnnnnnnnn

[Andy Capp]

I had a headache.....

[bigdave]

oh, I expected something witty

[Andy Capp]

Originally Posted by bigdave

hey andy, why have you been divorced 2 times?

And because they weren't good enough for me...

Trouble is, women go all out to snatch you from the dream of being single by offering you the world and their bottom.

Then when they've got you everything starts to head south....

But let's face it, who wants to eat the same meal every day?


(How much shoite am i going to be in for that remark?)

[bigdave]

if its good I will eat the same meal 3 times a day for life.
sometimes even have snacks.
and midnight snacks

[bigdave]

oh helllll, everyday would be a thanksgiving feast.

[IOWgirl]

Originally Posted by Andy Capp

And because they weren't good enough for me...

Trouble is, women go all out to snatch you from the dream of being single by offering you the world and their bottom.

Then when they've got you everything starts to head south....

But let's face it, who wants to eat the same meal every day?


(How much shoite am i going to be in for that remark?)

Well Andy you just know I have to respond to that

Trouble is, men go all out to snatch you from the dream of being single by offering the world and their attention.

Then when they've got you everything starts to head awol....

But let's face it, who wants to watch a guy holding a remote in one hand and scratching his balls with the other?

Which is why women become sex objects. The man wants sex, the woman objects.