Goat Arrested For Armed Robbery

[Andy Capp]

What on earth have they been smoking there?

Nigeria Police Arrest A Goat Over Attempted Armed Robbery | World News | Sky News

Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat."

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

Beat that irish/bigdave!!!

[irishxpat]

Originally Posted by Andy Capp

What on earth have they been smoking there?

Nigeria Police Arrest A Goat Over Attempted Armed Robbery | World News | Sky News



Beat that irish/bigdave!!!

easy
Saudi Arabia is host to several camel beauty pageants each year (condemned as religiously fatuous by Muslim clerics), but the country's first goat beauty pageant was held in September in Riyadh, with the distinctive Najdi breed, featuring high nose bridges and silky, shaggy hair, taking top prizes. In fact, most of the goats in the competition had the same father, Burgan, whose progeny typically fetch the equivalent of $25,000 and up. Still, prize-winning show camels can bring 10 times that amount for the greater status they convey to their owners. Burgan himself did not appear at the pageant, according to a Reuters dispatch, because his owner feared that a jealous competitor would have an "evil eye" cast upon him. [Canada.com-Reuters, 11-2-08]

[Andy Capp]

Pathetic attempt....

Gulfnews: Driver jailed for bestiality

The official added the man told the prosecution that he had fallen in love with the camel and had sex with the animal.

It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted.

[Andy Capp]

Or this one

Gulfnews: Sports goods shop shut down for renting sex dolls

A raid by officials from Ras Al Khaimah Economic Department found that the shop was renting sex dolls to its clients, mainly teenagers.

Department inspectors seized a doll from the shop.

The shop owner, during questioning, confessed to the officials that it was "good business".

He said his teenage clients were willing to pay a sizeable amount for the "facility".

I wonder who did the cleaning?

[irishxpat]

BACK AT YOU
Man Lacerates Penis with Hedgehog
Friday, October 20, 2006
I guess it goes to show that witchdoctors still hold a lot of power in some places of the world...
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

[irishxpat]

ANDY YOU WOULD HAVE ENJOYED THIS

St. Petersburg, Florida - Lawyers representing a Bay area child are in a St. Petersburg courthouse…..taking on corporate giant Wal-Mart, and a product supplier seeking millions in damages.

The case centers around swimming pool toys known as dive sticks, supplied to Wal-Mart in the 1990's by a Clearwater based Florida Pool.

When Marcus Zunner was just three, he was hospitalized with a severe accident from a divestick.

Kimberly Zunner, Marcus' Mother:
“He slid into the pool on the slide and he landed on it and it went into his rectum.”
Justin Johnson, Marcus' Attorney:
“He suffered a rectal impalement of about an inch and a half. And he had open abdominal surgery, with a cholostomy.”

WalMart and Florida Pool, are expected to argue the dive sticks were safe, but that that the family misused them, by allowing the child to jump on the sticks in a shallow, inflatable kiddie pool.

The stick's are weighted to stand perpendicular to the bottom of the pool, and when they are three to seven feet underwater, kids often dive after them in order.

But in shallow water, they may stand just inches below the surface which was apparently what happened when Marcus jumped in.

In 1999, the Consumer Product Safety Commission ordered Florida Pool to recall 9,000,000 dive sticks.

The company responded in a news release.

Florida Pool, 1999 news release:
"Dive sticks are fun and enjoyable when used properly but are not to be used in shallow water."

That recall came after six known injuries were reported to the CPSC, and one year before Marcus' Zunner was hurt landing on a dive stick.

Justin Johnson, Marcus Zummer's Attorney:
“It subsequently was banned as a hazardous product.”

Those close to Marcus worry he will need a lifetime of medical care and multiple surgeries as a result of the dive stick accident at a young age.

Marcus Zunner is now nine, and according to his lawyer, is doing as well as can be expected.

His lawyer says Marcus will be here at points during the trial, but is not expected to testify.

[Andy Capp]

Originally Posted by irishxpat

BACK AT YOU
Man Lacerates Penis with Hedgehog
Friday, October 20, 2006
I guess it goes to show that witchdoctors still hold a lot of power in some places of the world...
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

What on earth did you google to find that?

[Andy Capp]

Man's sex with goat | The Sun |News

A CHEF had sex with a goat ? and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard.

A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

[irishxpat]

Originally Posted by Andy Capp

What on earth did you google to find that?

does that mean i beat you googled weird news Weird News

[Andy Capp]

I just had visions of you breathing heavily onto your screen while typing the words hedgehog sex into your favourite search engine.

PS, Did you have a tissue ready?