Ex-Pat Bars

[Andy Capp]

Just an observation, but why is it that in every ex-pat bar I've been to in all the world, you always see a fat middle aged (50s) english bloke with a twentysomething oriental bird?


And why don't people respond to texts when you send them at 11.20pm?

[Elphaba]

1. It must be in The Expat Book of Rules. Rule 23: Sad middle-aged blokes who were dumped by their wives for being boring, ugly gits and now can only cope with bought affection from someone young enough to be their daughter who loves their money and never disagrees.

2. Because they aren't very well & were trying to sleep!

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[Andy Capp]

PMSL Elph, knew you'd be up for it....

[Pasanada]

1. Agree with Elphaba.

2. Coz I don't want to be text at that time of night.........don't do it again, Andy! LOL

[Andy Capp]

But it was only 7.20 pm for you hon....

[md000]

Originally Posted by Andy Capp

Just an observation, but why is it that in every ex-pat bar I've been to in all the world, you always see a fat middle aged (50s) english bloke with a twentysomething oriental bird?


And why don't people respond to texts when you send them at 11.20pm?

Agreed with Elphaba, but also another reason: paid entertainment for the evening. not my cup of tea, but it happens.

[Andy Capp]

The long winter nights.....

[mohd_afthab]

Its all about money, honey.....!

[macca_24]

Not knowing you Andy but yr not talking about yrself ru?
Can I txt you now 10:30am Christmas day here 3:30am Dubai time I could understand them not answering on a week night but Christmas Eve, and such a reasonable time, I understand yr pain, have a good Christmas day mate

[Andy Capp]

No Macca, I'm not talking about me, and when i post the pics from Xmas day lunch you'll know exactly what I mean.

ASnd now? Think I'll go down the pub for a few to clear my head, then footy tonight at the Kempinski Ajman.

Heaven (as long as The Toon turn over Wigan)