Poll: The life in Cyprus - is it really a good life?

[LULUMARABOUT]

DEAREST JEFFREY ,(THE HEADING SAYS "AN PERFECT.....MEANT TO READ A PERFECT...)

I DO HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU WELL AND ORDERING ALL YOUR HOUSEHOLD ITEMS ONLINE(HOW ELSE?!)

I WRITE (AS IM BORED!) IN ANSWER TO YOUR REPLY.

SO YOU ARE ONLY 56?!!!!!!...(OR MAYBE RETIRING AGE IS 80 IN CYPRUS?). VISIONS OF YOU DANCING WITH THOSE WOMEN...CATHETER STAND AND BAG IN ONE HAND, BEER IN THE OTHER,MADE ME THINK."EEK! WHAT A NIGHTMARE!":

THE LACK OF PHOTO MAKES ME THINK,,,,,,,MMMMMM, MAYBE HE CAN DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY, WITH THE WOMEN, (BUT THIS IS THE INTERNET, MENS PROFILES ARE NOT USUALLY ALL THE TRUTH!
NO DOUBT, DUE TO HER MAGESTYS SERVICE...AND PAID FOR BY OUR HARD EARNED TAXES... IN A LOCAL CYPRIOT NURSING HOME, WITH A PHOTO OF BRAD PITT STUCK TO YOUR MIRROR, MAKING YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE "THE ADONIS"

A LITTLE ABOUT ME....40....SINGLE...DIVORCED....IN NEED OF THE OTHER HALF OF ME....A BREAST CANCER BLIP....NEW BOOBS IN THE PROCESS!(36DD SO FAR!)...MAD (NOT CRAZY) WANTING(NOT NEEDING, THERES A DIFFERNECE) A MAN TO "CACOON "ME. TO ALLOW ME FEEL LIFE IN HIS ARMS.I POSESS A FANTASTIC/SARCASTIC SENSE OF HUMOUR. BLONDE..QUITE GOOD LOOKING....WITH A WONDERFUL HEART(FOR THE RIGHT MAN)

IM SEEKING A TALL ISH...BIG(TAKE THAT AS YOU WISH!) MAN, WITH A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOUR, CHILLED, INTERESTING,ROMANTIC,SPONTANIOUS,LOVES WALKS ON THE BEACH, DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY.... TO HELP ME PAY HALF MY MORTGAGE, WHO WILL SUPPORT ME TO THE SAME...OR BETTER, THAN THE LIFE I HAVE, WHO HAS A UNDERCOVER BBQ AREA, HOTTUB, AND A POOL.
IN RETURN I OFFER, MY WIT,CHARM,HEART( LOVE COMES FREE)....ON GOING BIGGER BOOBS...THONGS ON RADIATORS...THE ABILITY TO TALK SEX VIA A NURSING HOME INTERCOM.
IF YOU DO NEED TO KNOW MORE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW...MAYBE I COULD SEND YOU A PHOTO? YOU CAN EITHER HAVE A NICE ONE OF ME....OR DRAW UP YOUR WILL FIRST(SIGNING IT OVER TO ME OF COURSE)...THEN I COULD SEND YOU A DIFFERENT ONE???!
MY LOVE TO YOU DARLING,

LULU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

PS....NO NEED TO BUY THE BOTTLE OPENER I HAVE ONE ON MY PERSON (BUILT IN!)
THE WASHING MACHINE....THE FASTER THE SPIN THE BETTER
MY FATHER(AN EX ARMY OFFICER) ALWAYS SAID "IF YOU CANT COOK KID, GET A CHEF, IF YOU DONT WANT TO DUST, GET A CLEANER, YOU JUST DAMM WELL MAKE SURE YOU DO GOOD IN THE BEDROOM"......IF I COME OUT TO CYPRUS...PLEASE COULD YOU HIRE A COOK AND A CLEANER?

[LULUMARABOUT]

Originally Posted by poolmonkey

Am I watching a budding romance here? It`s better than the tv! I am awaiting the next installment with baited breath.

A ROMANCE IN THE MAKING?......READ ON!

[BabsM]

LOL (Laughing out loud for those who don't know)

Sorry guys, I'm closing this discussion as it is going too far off track!

Thanks for your thoughts

BabsM