Iv'e been here 2 years, lived all my time in the UK. I wasn't smiling when I had to do the above and may I say, it got worse. We had to sing Maori songs in front of a packed audience, on our own, before being allowed to step into our place of work. Iv'e got nothing against the Maori's but christ almighty I was close to heading back home then. I should have seen the warning signs, my fault entirely.
Glad I made you smile though.