Well as the Uk is in slowdown melt down mode and its rainning again i will be zipping over to Mallorca Tuesday for a week or maybe 2 depends how i feel when i am there ..

I must confess i shall miss the wet cold spell thats returned to blighty , i shall also miss paying £ 6 for the gallon of fuel and the £ 2 parking fee to enable me to pop up town so i can stand out in the rain whilst i have a cup of tea and a smoke , i shall also miss the millions of Natts (small Mozzies) that seem to have come out to play due to the wet grass everywhere

But i am going to have to rough it slightly

I shall try my best to bare the absolute pain and anguish of floating around in my swimming pool in the sunshine , followed by a nice hearty egg and bacon fry up and a cup of Tetley tea .. Then about 11 ish i think i shall take a little walk up to the Holiday complex where i will give the mrs a thrashing of Tennis and then Mini Golf ( i always win ) then i reckon i may just soak up a little tan and have a snooze during siesta time ..

Later on i reckon i will have nice little run (5 minutes in the car )down to the Harbour, see what new boats are in and out . maybe watch the guys fishing of the wall a while see whats biting . Just grab a nice cold beer and have a smoke while i watch them from the bar right on the harbour edge

Maybe check out the shops see whats new .. about 9 ish think will grab a bite to eat or save a few quid and grab a Burger king takeaway and get back home to watch the Telly see whats happening on the Uk news and see Eastenders or whatever .. hmmmmmm decisions decisions


I just hope i can put up with the hassle of the free parking , cheap beers , cheap Fags and smoking allowed in bars restaurants , and watching free british telly hmmmmm damn its gonna be a real tough trip

wish me luck ...