good constitution......stick to it.

Don't back track on that northern thing, them scots have got a lot to answer for. Behind that mask of jovial drunken behaviour lies a nation who would have the English pants down as fast as saying Dick Van Dyke!

And as for 2 women being expensive.... I now have a 30 strong harem who make their own clothes and jewelery out of leaves and shells washed up on our beach. And as for nights out.... there quite content with night's in!

Mabey one could take a leaf out of there book....pardon the pun