Hi Pete, couple of wee niggles in your (perfect world) !
I love the paedophiles bit......no man would stand a chance of surviving such an attack......but I reckon 10 women would be enough !
And "proper queens english"......what about us Scots, who are the real royalty !

And finally 2 women to every man !!! ........don't think there are many men out there who could cope with that for very long......eh girls ? Now the other way about would be far more practical !
Nance