A bit like yours - disbelief. I have to say that it is frustrating when people argue when told facts about Dubai.
I am a successful IFA in Dubai (& the UK). I knpw a number of people who have done the right research and moved out to re-start their careers. It isn't that hard if you have some money behind you.
There are some employed positions with a few banks, and some international insurance companies have offices here, but I keep telling everyone this is not the UK and the industry is not the same.