Hey Jock,

These are dangerous times.... So I think a sense of humour will have to stay on the back burner for a bit.
I know you don't believe me... So I'm going to tell you a theory that's been doing the circuits. Now, conspiracy theories I can take or leave and most are completely whacky with a capital W..... but this one makes you think??????
Let me explain....... Do you remember that guy called Steve Erwin?
Fantastic bloke who had a heart of gold. A real jaw dropper it was when he was suddenly taken away from us in what can only be described as a freak accident I think he was even given a state funeral or something like that. But was it really an accident??? The chances of be being hit in exactly the right spot by a Ray AND being killed are apparently phenomenal.

Ask yourself these questions????

Did Steve Ervin love animals? Answer = Of course he did.

Did Steve Erwin love Koalas??? Answer = Especially.

Did You often see Steve Erwin in the trees with the Koalas? Answer = Always.

Did the Koalas love Steve Erwin in their trees all the time with a film crew below, being broadcast all over the world 7 days a week??? Answer = Did they bugger!!!!! They hated him for it. Coming in, sticking his nose in where it didn't belong, asking to many questions, picking them up all the while.......
He had to go....... and sharpish too!

The theory goes that Steve was actually killed by a Koala in a Ray suit. Apparently they are excellent swimmers.
Steve just got too close and the little evil f###ers took him out!

Believe me now??