It seems we are not a very sporty, or musical bunch here. I have been known to do a reasonable rendition of the Entertainer, or (Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor in you have an organ handy), but I would need to be bribed with a few Singhas first
As for golf, I once managed a 22 over par on my son's game console, then gave up. Best I can do I'm afraid. I'm more of a runner and skier...