Of course lads I was lying in my teeth!

Froggy's description is nearer the mark.

I live just on the outskirts of Town. It's quiet and although not exactly beautiful. I like it.

One is never bored in Pattaya I find. Unlike some places I have been to.....

It is rather like a Wild West Town though. Once saw a couple of Lads on a Motorbike being chased by a Gang, who were shooting pistols at them!