Sounds to me that you're living "la vida loca"!
I can understand how travelers mistake true identity in comparison to a working expat.
I would be in heaven if my days could be spent rolling out of bed when ever the booze wore off, or scratching my ass while thinking which cereal to eat, "Coco Crunch or All Bran".
I see where you're coming from and applaud your decision to kick life in the balls and do as you please. In fact I envy your idle life stlye and wish to God that I could be a real globe trotter and suck in that fresh air without a worry in my mind.
Until CR comes to play mate I have to slug it out, today we have a staff meeting with 150 disgruntled Thai's and explain why Spa therapists get a 10% commission, might have to call my friend the Police Chief to stand by...
Cheers to you Skycop, you are a bloody gem! 555!